Lindsay, Child of the 60s

Dare we say Ms. Lindz actually looks sweet in this picture? Almost like some long lost photo of your mother or grandmother stuffed away in a drawer, brought out to prove that she was actually a sweet hippy flower child of the 60s.

Little Sunshine Moonbeam just returned from Europe and decided on a little bikini therapy in with friends in the Pacific Palisades.

I can almost see what she-mate Sam sees in her.

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Total boring Lindsay day

Awww, She-mate Sam and Lindsay do some shopping, how sweet. Gay marriage is legal in Cali now, could we be expecting an announcement soon?

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Samantha branded?

So my fave she-mate, Samantha Ronson, is sporting a pretty good love nibble in some recent pics circulating. Is this Lindsay's attempt at branding? Is the proof in the pudding so to speak of some girl-on-girl, more-than-BFF's action? I don't want to know the details, really I don't, but it's still fun to speculate on.

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Lohans hit the TV, the preview

So the new trailer for Living Lohan has been released and it looks like it's going to be a bumpy ride. Love her or hate her (meaning Momma Lohan) the promo says, I know which side I'm on.


I'm so going to watch this, really I am, just because I love shows where I can bitch outloud and be justified in doing so. Mark your calendars for Memorial Day weekend. It should be fun or tasteless or both.

Lindsay's streetwalker convention

So I'm confused, was Lindsay wearing those horrible shiny tights everywhere all the time to build up a tolerance for her new line of leggings coming out or did some clothing maker actually think this was a good idea and thought Lindsay was the perfect vessel to promote the legging line?

Whatever the case may be they really should pack them back into whatever closet they drug them out of, they scare me. I'm so scared that pretty soon we'll see 300 pound women running around in these because they're comfy or little 10 year olds running around trying emulate their hero Lindz, neither is a scenario I want to run into at my local Wal-Mart.

Please, please let this die a quick death.

{photos via Pacific Coast News}

Lindsay, supergirl

Is this an acid trip Lindsay's having? A bad alcohol-induced dream? Nope, it's actually a Harper's Bizarre, oops, I mean Harper's Bazaar photo shoot from a while back. I think Lindz actually looks very nice in these photos, not a total wreck like normal.

Look mom, no stretch pants.

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Airplane go vroom vroom

Tsk, tsk, tsk. Our favorite supposed-to-be-sober crazy girl, Little Miss Lohan, was out at Goa partying the night away just like her old club-hopping self when she tried to leave in she-mate, Samantha Ronson's, car. The total surprise, tho, were all the paps blocking the way to a quick getaway (what else is new right?). LiLo got out of the car and ran at the cameras with her arms out, apparently trying to fly. Perhaps she thought crazy would scare the paparazzi away.

Can we please take up some sort of collection plate for Lindsay, she really needs some new pants.

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Lindsay, high priced call girl

Looking at this photo that E online posted showing Lindsay Lohan wearing the now infamous stolen mink really gives me pause and makes me come up with all kinds of news stories, like real ones in real newspapers. If we lived in a perfect world the article would go something like this...

New York City - Once popular actress Lindsay Lohan, 37, made her way into federal court today to face new charges of prostitution, grand theft, and attempted murder. Lohan, of Herbie, Mean Girls, and Friday the 13th, part 23 fame is accused of attempting to kill Senator Jack Cook after he bounced a $300 check for services rendered. Lohan's madame and lover, Samantha Ronson, is also accused of trying to hire a hitman to finish the job. Both are in court today to face possibly life in prison without the possibility for paparazzi photos or interviews...

Okay, I got a little carried away there, sorry. Seriously tho, Lindsay does look oddly like a high priced (or low priced, I'm not too sure) prostitute. Are those tights painted on? Does she have like 20 pairs of the same ones hanging in her closet? I'm not even going to make fun of the grand-theft fur since that's just too easy. I do like the bag though, it would make a great pool bag when I take my kids swimming in the summer.

Lindsay, blooming fairy

Lindsay Lohan hit the red carpet last night in her frosty blue forest fairy dress at the mock premiere for the new TV series Scarlet, which was actually the launch party for LG Electronics' Scarlet series LCD televisions. LiLo didn't stick around long though, she posed for some pics and then high tailed it out of the theater while some poor sap was still speaking on stage. How rude. Maybe the wood nymphs were calling her back home or maybe she was lonely without her she-mate, Samantha, by her side.

Lindsay gets a little toe action

Lindsay and Samantha Ronson get their toes done in LA and Samantha wants us to know she doesn't liked being peeked at. Like we really care, here's peeking at you kid.

Ali, mess in the making

"I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does." – Ali Lohan, on following in her sister's footsteps, to Teen Vogue. The 14-year-old has been shooting an E! reality show with mom Dina, recently began filming a movie and has recorded an album.

Please someone tell me that Dina, the Lohan twoesome's mom, is fixed and unable to produce any more mini-Lohans.

Eva starts a Rumor

Rumor Boutique (shop Rumor) in California has had some very famous people visit. Eva Longoria, Heidi Montag, Lindsay Lohan, and Rumor Willis have all been seen leaving with the red bags. They are an upscale boutique and sell men's and women's clothes, jewelry, baby items, handbags, and much more.

Rumer Willis




Kristen Bell



Gerard Darel - Midday
Midnight bag Calf-skin leather
Price: $895.00 (as bought by Lindsay Lohan)

Spencer Pratt, Heidi Montag

MY DAD'S AN ASS, LET'S PARTY

Oh Lindsay, Lindsay, Lindsay, where have we gone wrong? Seems Lindsay just can't stay away from the hooch. Third time in rehab just was not the charm.

Ms. Lohan spent Saturday night partying away the evening, and possibly putting the final flush on her career, at New York's Hawaiin Tropic Zone dancing while pal Samantha Ronson spun the soundtrack to Lindsay's demise. Lindz drank Grey Goose and Red Bull cocktails (mmm tasty) and texted until 4:15 when she left in an Escalade. At least she wasn

I think it's time for Lindsay to get an AA sponsor instead of a BFF.