Looking at this photo that E online posted showing Lindsay Lohan wearing the now infamous stolen mink really gives me pause and makes me come up with all kinds of news stories, like real ones in real newspapers. If we lived in a perfect world the article would go something like this...
New York City - Once popular actress Lindsay Lohan, 37, made her way into federal court today to face new charges of prostitution, grand theft, and attempted murder. Lohan, of Herbie, Mean Girls, and Friday the 13th, part 23 fame is accused of attempting to kill Senator Jack Cook after he bounced a $300 check for services rendered. Lohan's madame and lover, Samantha Ronson, is also accused of trying to hire a hitman to finish the job. Both are in court today to face possibly life in prison without the possibility for paparazzi photos or interviews...
Okay, I got a little carried away there, sorry. Seriously tho, Lindsay does look oddly like a high priced (or low priced, I'm not too sure) prostitute. Are those tights painted on? Does she have like 20 pairs of the same ones hanging in her closet? I'm not even going to make fun of the grand-theft fur since that's just too easy. I do like the bag though, it would make a great pool bag when I take my kids swimming in the summer.
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