George's stinky quote

I love George Clooney. This is not some fly-by-night love, this is the real thing. I've loved him since he was on Facts of Life and Roseanne. Even with his odd feathered hair I loved him. I love George now, even though he's cheating on me with that Sarah Larson girl, I will forgive him.

Now that I've got that out of the way I must complain about my dear, sweet George. He has put a vision in my head that has I think scarred me for life. I will forgive him, but it may take some time.

In an interview for Rolling Stone Magazine Georgie Porgie got to dishing the dirt and apparently was feeling pretty comfortable because he decided to dish on Roseanne Barr, Arnold, Rosannie Fannie, whatever she is now. George better watch out, she could probably kick his ass.

So here's the quote that got to me, enjoy, hope it scars you for life too.

"I worked on her (Roseanne's) first series, and when I met her she said, ‘You’re really good looking, why don’t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.’ She was unbelievably kind to me at a time when no one was.”

OMFG, I think I just burst a blood vessel. I must go shower or something now. Hope you all enjoyed that visual picture as much as I did.

Fergie, not afraid to share

Last night's Costume Institute gala last night had a theme of superheroes. Who would you say your's is? Your mom? Your dad? Your kids or husband? Maybe even Gandhi.

"My therapist, Kelly Michaels. She's amazing. She's my real-life superhero."

That's said by Fergie when asked who her personal hero is. I'm sure her mama would be proud.

Quote of the day

Clay Aiken recently told the Associated Press in an interview, “I’m not cool, you know what I mean? I’m not gonna lie.” “I’m not trying to be Justin Timberlake. Thank God we have him, but I’m not him. … I’m not gonna bring anybody’s sexy back.”

We totally agree and couldn't have said it any better. Clay you are so not bringing sexy back.

{photo via Weceedee}

Ali, mess in the making

"I grew up watching Lindsay. It made me want to do what she does." – Ali Lohan, on following in her sister's footsteps, to Teen Vogue. The 14-year-old has been shooting an E! reality show with mom Dina, recently began filming a movie and has recorded an album.

Please someone tell me that Dina, the Lohan twoesome's mom, is fixed and unable to produce any more mini-Lohans.

Say what?

"Guns, tits, ass, no acting!"

--Sienna Miller describing to a fan her new film, the live-action G.I. Joe, Paramount's big summer movie for 2009

Well that's one way to guarantee a huge, HUGE male fan base.