George's stinky quote

I love George Clooney. This is not some fly-by-night love, this is the real thing. I've loved him since he was on Facts of Life and Roseanne. Even with his odd feathered hair I loved him. I love George now, even though he's cheating on me with that Sarah Larson girl, I will forgive him.

Now that I've got that out of the way I must complain about my dear, sweet George. He has put a vision in my head that has I think scarred me for life. I will forgive him, but it may take some time.

In an interview for Rolling Stone Magazine Georgie Porgie got to dishing the dirt and apparently was feeling pretty comfortable because he decided to dish on Roseanne Barr, Arnold, Rosannie Fannie, whatever she is now. George better watch out, she could probably kick his ass.

So here's the quote that got to me, enjoy, hope it scars you for life too.

"I worked on her (Roseanne's) first series, and when I met her she said, ‘You’re really good looking, why don’t you take me out behind the stage and make me stink.’ She was unbelievably kind to me at a time when no one was.”

OMFG, I think I just burst a blood vessel. I must go shower or something now. Hope you all enjoyed that visual picture as much as I did.

Happy Birthday Georgie

My future husband, George Clooney, (don't worry, my husband knows he's my future husband) turns a handsome and sexy 47 today, but Georgie boy started partying last night, in style and with a few of his fabulous friends and a few not so fab ones.

Giorgio Armani played host after the Costume Institute Gala. It was of course by invite only, the rest of us not so beautiful people can only imagine how it must feel to be a guest at something like that without having to be the wait staff. The party was held at Bungalow 8 which Clooney picked.

So just who would be lucky enough to be invited?

Partygoers included Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes, David and Victoria Beckham, Naomi Watts, Hilary Duff (really? Hillary Duff?), Donatella Versace, the Olsen twins (again, really?), Clive Owen, TV Superman Tom Welling, Vogue editor-in-chief Anna Wintour and her entertainment editor, Jill Demling, CAA superagents Bryan Lourd and Kevin Huvane, Chace Crawford, Emmy Rossum, Zac Posen, Kate Mara, professional golfer Adam Scott and, of course, Clooney’s girlfriend, Sarah Larson.

No word on what the birthday cake said, my vote is something along the lines of please do me, but that's just me and my private thoughts.