Mimi moneybags

According to TMZ Nick Cannon is busily spending some big bucks, and we're not talking Magic Mountain here.


Seems Nicky boy has been test driving cars, namely a brand new Maserati Quattroporte, a nice little $120,000 ride. This aint your father's Oldsmobile.


Must be nice to marry up in the world. Video here


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Mariah and Nick, fakest love I've ever seen

Okay, is this candid camera or something? Does Nick have something coming out that he needs to promote? We all know Mariah Carey had something to promote, but what's Nick's excuse?

Now I don't mean to piss on anyone's love parade, but seriously, these photos are so fake it's nauseating. I've never seen two more stiff, posed newlyweds. If my new accessory of a husband had rented out Six Flags I'd be too busy having sex in odd places and having funny pictures taken while coming down the viper to take any fake-ass looking photos.

Instead I look at these "newlywed" photos and I can almost hear the photographer giving them directions, "okay, now look deep into each other's eyes, closer, look in love, yeah, just like that." It's just odd. It does give me satisfaction to look at the roller coaster picture though because it looks like they are both wearing big orange diapers. It's the small thrills in life that get you through.

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Mariah Carey, liar liar pants on fire

Well not too long ago before Mariah Carey got married I had noticed that she seemed to get bit by her dog a lot, mainly because she went everywhere with a Band-Aid on her hand and also because she had said during her interview with Oprah that her dog had bit her.

Well now she's back on Oprah today and seems she had gotten a tattoo (says Mrs. Cannon?) so I'm thinking the Band-Aid must have just been a tattoo cover and not a vicious dog cover-up. See, I'm in detective mode.

Getting a tattoo of your love is very romantic, totally stoooopid, but romantic. Telling everyone your poor, harmless pooch bit you to cover it up is just not right.

UPDATE: Okay, so I just read that Mariah actually got the tattoo on her back, bummer, I was wrong, hate when that happens. I actually prefer my under-the-bandaid theory but we can't be right all the time. Story here

One more confirmation of a wedding

Did we really need one more confirmation that a wedding had taken place? Well just in case you do then People Magazine got the scoop and the pictures to prove that a wedding did indeed take place between Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Naysayers be gone.

I'm actually kind of happy they did this so now maybe we can move on from this event. Although, I must say that I was starting to wonder if maybe it was just one of those Ashton Kutcher jokes being played on the paparazzi (E, Pop Fiction), now that would have been funny.

Mariah, Bahama Mama

So it's pretty much been confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon did the whole til death do we part thing today which is oh so romantic in a crazy, we've-only-been-dating-for-a-blink-and-you-ll-miss-it sort of way. But who cares, I wanna know about the place they did the deed. After Googling, Yahooing, and MSNing I've found that the island where they reportedly pledged eternal love is quite beautiful...hey, it's the Bahamas, of course it's beautiful.

Back in February Mariah plunked down about $5.4 million bucks for a 4000 square foot, 4 bedroom, 5 bath beach house on Windermere Island, Bahamas. I wonder if that's where Nick and Mariah will honeymoon or if they will do something equally as spontaneous as their wedding.

Mariah's married?

Well there's something to be said about a quickie engagement and a very quickie wedding, namely thank god we don't have to listen to all the details and the love gushing for months and months.

Reports are going around that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon tied the knot yesterday in a simple ceremony with a few close friends and family on an island somewhere expensive I'm sure. Someone close to Nick Cannon has been spreading the word about the elopement. I'm thinking it was probably Nick trying to get the heat off of the regifted ring he gave Mariah, but that's just my thoughts.

Well we wish the quickie couple a happy marriage, however that may last.

Mariah's got a secret?

Mariah Carey has been making the rounds lately stumping for her new album E=MC2 and now for her new movie, Tennessee, which debuted at the Tribeca Film Festival this past weekend. All these are awesome but there is something else that has many celeblogs buzzing, a huge rock on the all-important finger of Miss Carey. It's huge and sparkly and very Mariahesque. I don't know how a person would haul a rock around like that without developing carpal tunnel or finger strain or something.

The ring is totally gorgeous so if she is engaged, then her secret boyfriend Nick Cannon did good, but my question is are Band-Aids in this spring? Every picture I've seen Miss Mimi in this past week or two, or at least since she was on Oprah where she announced her dog had bitten her, she's had a cutesy little Band-Aid on. It's totally Band-Aid sheek I guess. Either she's making a fashion statement (the kind my 9-year-old daugher makes) or she really needs to get a new dog. Hope he's had his shots.

If there's one thing Mariah is queen at it is definitely getting people to talk, work it chicky.

Bling, bling, kaching I think. Honestly, I think it's all just to get everyone talking, but I guess only time will tell.

Mimi channels a bug, a very expensive bug

Mariah Carey loves butterflies and wears them freely, a lot. Butterfly rings, butterfly necklaces, butterfly pendants and pins, she likes them all. The ring she has been wearing recently is by Van Cleef and Arpels and costs $31,200. People Magazine has several picks for similar items with a much better price tag here.

Mariah likes her some short shorts

Mariah Carely leaving her New York apartment on Monday. Like the glasses? They're Marc Jacob MJ 200S. You can get some for $390.15 at Sunglassesitaly.com.