Mimi moneybags

According to TMZ Nick Cannon is busily spending some big bucks, and we're not talking Magic Mountain here.


Seems Nicky boy has been test driving cars, namely a brand new Maserati Quattroporte, a nice little $120,000 ride. This aint your father's Oldsmobile.


Must be nice to marry up in the world. Video here


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Mariah and Nick, fakest love I've ever seen

Okay, is this candid camera or something? Does Nick have something coming out that he needs to promote? We all know Mariah Carey had something to promote, but what's Nick's excuse?

Now I don't mean to piss on anyone's love parade, but seriously, these photos are so fake it's nauseating. I've never seen two more stiff, posed newlyweds. If my new accessory of a husband had rented out Six Flags I'd be too busy having sex in odd places and having funny pictures taken while coming down the viper to take any fake-ass looking photos.

Instead I look at these "newlywed" photos and I can almost hear the photographer giving them directions, "okay, now look deep into each other's eyes, closer, look in love, yeah, just like that." It's just odd. It does give me satisfaction to look at the roller coaster picture though because it looks like they are both wearing big orange diapers. It's the small thrills in life that get you through.

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One more confirmation of a wedding

Did we really need one more confirmation that a wedding had taken place? Well just in case you do then People Magazine got the scoop and the pictures to prove that a wedding did indeed take place between Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. Naysayers be gone.

I'm actually kind of happy they did this so now maybe we can move on from this event. Although, I must say that I was starting to wonder if maybe it was just one of those Ashton Kutcher jokes being played on the paparazzi (E, Pop Fiction), now that would have been funny.

Mariah, Bahama Mama

So it's pretty much been confirmed that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon did the whole til death do we part thing today which is oh so romantic in a crazy, we've-only-been-dating-for-a-blink-and-you-ll-miss-it sort of way. But who cares, I wanna know about the place they did the deed. After Googling, Yahooing, and MSNing I've found that the island where they reportedly pledged eternal love is quite beautiful...hey, it's the Bahamas, of course it's beautiful.

Back in February Mariah plunked down about $5.4 million bucks for a 4000 square foot, 4 bedroom, 5 bath beach house on Windermere Island, Bahamas. I wonder if that's where Nick and Mariah will honeymoon or if they will do something equally as spontaneous as their wedding.

Mariah's married?

Well there's something to be said about a quickie engagement and a very quickie wedding, namely thank god we don't have to listen to all the details and the love gushing for months and months.

Reports are going around that Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon tied the knot yesterday in a simple ceremony with a few close friends and family on an island somewhere expensive I'm sure. Someone close to Nick Cannon has been spreading the word about the elopement. I'm thinking it was probably Nick trying to get the heat off of the regifted ring he gave Mariah, but that's just my thoughts.

Well we wish the quickie couple a happy marriage, however that may last.