Okay, is this candid camera or something? Does Nick have something coming out that he needs to promote? We all know Mariah Carey had something to promote, but what's Nick's excuse? Now I don't mean to piss on anyone's love parade, but seriously, these photos are so fake it's nauseating. I've never seen two more stiff, posed newlyweds. If my new accessory of a husband had rented out Six Flags I'd be too busy having sex in odd places and having funny pictures taken while coming down the viper to take any fake-ass looking photos.
Instead I look at these "newlywed" photos and I can almost hear the photographer giving them directions, "okay, now look deep into each other's eyes, closer, look in love, yeah, just like that." It's just odd. It does give me satisfaction to look at the roller coaster picture though because it looks like they are both wearing big orange diapers. It's the small thrills in life that get you through.
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