I love when the skinny-bitch bellies finally start showing good, it excites me. I mean I'm not one of those people who walks up to strangers and touch their pregnant bellies or anything, but it excites me to see pregnant famous people bellies. I don't think it's necessarily a fascination with the art of reproduction, it's more of the fact I like to see skinny people get fat, it's my own personal pick-me-up. Now all I have to do is find a way to keep them from losing the weight two days after having their baby, then I could just be happy all the time. I want to see an actress be like a normal person, 18 months after having a baby eating a cheeseburger and saying I still have my pregnancy weight but it's only been 18 months, it'll come off soon.
Anyhoo, here's Matthew McConaughey's pregnant girlfriend, Camilla Alves, heading to the gym. Oh shoot, there went my fantasy of her still having baby weight 18 months after bringing home baby. Damn.
{photo via Evil Beet}
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