Hip Hip Hooray, another belly

I love when the skinny-bitch bellies finally start showing good, it excites me. I mean I'm not one of those people who walks up to strangers and touch their pregnant bellies or anything, but it excites me to see pregnant famous people bellies. I don't think it's necessarily a fascination with the art of reproduction, it's more of the fact I like to see skinny people get fat, it's my own personal pick-me-up.

Now all I have to do is find a way to keep them from losing the weight two days after having their baby, then I could just be happy all the time. I want to see an actress be like a normal person, 18 months after having a baby eating a cheeseburger and saying I still have my pregnancy weight but it's only been 18 months, it'll come off soon.

Anyhoo, here's Matthew McConaughey's pregnant girlfriend, Camilla Alves, heading to the gym. Oh shoot, there went my fantasy of her still having baby weight 18 months after bringing home baby. Damn.

{photo via Evil Beet}

Does Matthew McConaughey stink?

It's a well known fact that Matthew McConaughey prefers to go au naturale, but does Matthew McConaughey actually smell bad? Axe deodorant and body spray is hoping he does and want to help. They've written an open letter to the actor.

"We know that you already have a stunning girl in Camila Alves," the letter reads. "But in a survey we recently conducted, nearly 9 out of 10 girls (89 percent) told us that they would turn down a guy because he smelled bad — no matter how in-shape or successful he is. We read in the Sunday Times (UK) that you 'never use deodorant' and we sure want you to keep Camila around, so we've enclosed a one year supply of the new AXE Bullet, the first pocket-sized deodorant bodyspray for guys. We know that you're always on-the-go and like to travel light, so this handy little gadget should fit perfectly into your active lifestyle."

Oh that's just too funny. I wonder if Matthew found it a nice gesture or if he was offended at all. I love the stats, those are always handy when trying to convince someone to not lose their girlfriend by using their product. I'm still wondering if Matthew stinks or not.

{story via OK}

Matthew McConaughey, making progress

He's making progress, he's always wearing shirts now.

Matthew McConaughey and his pregnant model girlfriend Camila Alves were seen out and about at a Houston Dodgers/Los Angeles Astros baseball game in LA on Mother’s Day. Perhaps next Mom's day they will spend it doing something girly since it is meant to be a day for her.

Camila is due in July and there has been no word yet on if it's a boy or a girl, but maybe the pink bat she's carrying is a clue. Of course Matt is carrying a couple bags there that could be filled with mini jock straps and blue bats, but who knows. The guessing game continues.

Matthew's T-shirt is from his clothing line that he will be adding all-things beachwear to this summer. You can buy this T-shirt here or at least should be able to soon.