Mariah Carey, liar liar pants on fire

Well not too long ago before Mariah Carey got married I had noticed that she seemed to get bit by her dog a lot, mainly because she went everywhere with a Band-Aid on her hand and also because she had said during her interview with Oprah that her dog had bit her.

Well now she's back on Oprah today and seems she had gotten a tattoo (says Mrs. Cannon?) so I'm thinking the Band-Aid must have just been a tattoo cover and not a vicious dog cover-up. See, I'm in detective mode.

Getting a tattoo of your love is very romantic, totally stoooopid, but romantic. Telling everyone your poor, harmless pooch bit you to cover it up is just not right.

UPDATE: Okay, so I just read that Mariah actually got the tattoo on her back, bummer, I was wrong, hate when that happens. I actually prefer my under-the-bandaid theory but we can't be right all the time. Story here