Britney's Costa Rica vacation pics

I must say, the Costa Rica sun must be doing wonders for Brit Brit, she looks great and she looks like she's having a great time. Thank you Mel for helping her out, who would have thought Mel Gibson could have been a good influence. I'm still worried though, is she pregnant or just poofy?

She's doing so well I hope it's just the whole medication bloat thing going on.

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Mel Gibson is doing what with Britney?

Is this April Fools Day or a full moon or something? Things are getting weird y'all. Seems Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are cozier than we knew they were and they've taken off on a vacation to Mel's Costa Rica home and will be back early next week. Say what? Really? Girl's got friends in odd places.

Okay, it's not as bad as it sounds, her dad and Mel's wife will be there, but still, odd.

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Oops, she did it again

Yeah, yeah, totally original title, I know. What can I say, it's 5:17 in the morning and I'm not catchy-title awake.

Anyway, Britney Spears was involved in a minor fender bender yesterday when she rear-ended a red Ford Explorer in her shiny white Mercedes-Benz SL65 . Britney's henchman jumped out of the passenger side and tried to get rid of the evidence, namely the paparazzi, and then the two vehicles caravaned back to Brit's home, presumeably to trade info or maybe Brit would think it easier to cut a check for a new car for the person she had just hit, I mean come on, it's a Ford Explorer, she probably spends as much as on costs on weaves for the month.

So how many accidents does this make for Brittney? Is anyone keeping tabs? It seems like it's a monthly occurrence for her. I may have to go Google it and start keeping a running list just for kicks.

The funniest part of this video is the guys taping or taking pictures or whatever trying to get the license plate number of the Explorer written down. I imagine we'll be seeing the driver in all the magazines real soon. Fun.

Britney pregnant?

Hell no, say it aint so. Every week it seems there's a baby story for this actress or that singer, but over on X17 they have photos of a very suspicious bump on the belly of Miss Spears. The photos could be photoshopped or a bad angle or medications causing bloating, but whatever the cause just the thought is disturbing.

Brit Brit's also smoking a cigarette so hopefully she isn't baking some bun in the oven, well that and the multitude of other reasons she should not be allowed to reproduce. Let's all keep our fingers, toes, ears, eyes, legs, and whatever else crossed that she isn't knocked up.

Britney back on the way up the parenting ladder

It's official, after a day of court proceedings and sad faces and appearing near tears, Britney Spears will now have expanded visitation with her kiddos, although the exact change in the amount of visitation is not yet known.

"It is a cautious step, but a step forward nonetheless," said lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan (Kevin Federline's attorney). "We are seeing
signs of (Britney's) progress, and consistency over time is something welcome by Kevin. ... The children are doing great."

It's great to see Britney back on the way to being a mom again. Hopefully she will stay on the straight and narrow. My fingers and toes are crossed.

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The Britney battle continues

Britney Spears and her ex-husband, Kevin Federline, are due to duke it out in court tomorrow which will mark the first time in more than half a year that both parents of little Sean Preston and Jayden James have been in court at the same time. Their custody battle goes on and on and on it seems. Britney actually plans on attending herself. Conservatorship has given her balls apparently.

Britney returns home, LA rejoices

Britney Spears has single handedly created safety in the streets of LA by returning to her hometown of Kentwood, Louisiana.

Britney left California on Friday to attend a baby shower for Jamie Lynn Spears, her prego baby sister. Jamie Lynn is having a mini-me baby girl Spears which we will probably be reporting in another 13 years or so. It's a down home family tradition.

Not all money spent is fun, shocking

I've often wondered how much money celebs pay in taxes. Do any ever get money back from the government? Apparently Ms. Spears doesn't, she pays, a lot.

According to E Online they obtained documents that show that Britney Online Inc., one of Brit Brit's many businesses, owes $23,589.17 in state taxes from 2004. Seriously? 2004? I was late paying my taxes one year for like $520 bucks and they threatened to take my first born, how do you escape for four years without a hit being placed on someone near and dear to you? I just don't get it.

Anyhoo, I'm sure that'll be taken care of soon once her conservator/dad-e-o gets wind of it. If not, I'm sure they can always contact tax resolution dot com and settle for pennies on the dollar.

HOPE WORDS TASTE YUMMY BECAUSE HE'S EATING HIS

Poor Doogie, he tried to take a stand against pesky guest stars and was quoted as saying that his hit CBS sitcom "does not need stunt casting to succeed." Maybe he doesn't need them but he's getting them anyway. Nurse, get me some Prozac STAT.

The show in question, How I Met Your Mother, has invited Britney Spears back to repeat her guest spot and now Neil P.H. is apparently backtracking just a bit.

“I don’t know if it’s true or not," he tells Extra. "Nothing has been confirmed to me in any way, but we would be so lucky to have her. She was great fun the first time.” Nothing confirmed huh, sounds like he may be out of the loop a bit, damage control from the higher ups perhaps?

The once and always Doogie Howser course says everything he said was taken out of context. "I’ve said all along that she was great on the show and she was fun to be around," he continues. "We’re very protective of her while we’re making the show so there’s not a lot of dirt to be said.” Sure protective of her while she's on the show but just wait 'til she turns her back.

TAKE 2? OMG NOOOOOO

Crappy, scary, horrible story of the day comes from Star Magazine. True or not it's scary. Where the hell is the conservator?

BRITNEY SPEARS, NO MAKEUP