Britney pregnant?

Hell no, say it aint so. Every week it seems there's a baby story for this actress or that singer, but over on X17 they have photos of a very suspicious bump on the belly of Miss Spears. The photos could be photoshopped or a bad angle or medications causing bloating, but whatever the cause just the thought is disturbing.

Brit Brit's also smoking a cigarette so hopefully she isn't baking some bun in the oven, well that and the multitude of other reasons she should not be allowed to reproduce. Let's all keep our fingers, toes, ears, eyes, legs, and whatever else crossed that she isn't knocked up.