Wino and Dirty, videographers extraordinaire

Did they really think making videos was a good idea? Were they high? Okay, that was a dumb question, just look at their filthy hands and you can see they were smoking something, but did this really look good to them?

Anyway, here's a video that is absolutely fascinating and sad at the same time.

I just pray they never come out with a sex tape, I may have nightmares forever if I ever witnessed that.

Also, are those baby mice snake food? I couldn't help being scared one of them was going to pop one in their mouth for an appetizer. Dope heads should not be allowed to play with cameras, it's just too scary.

Wino and Dirty, take 2

This is scary, first news of a duet and now lip locking in London. What's next, spawn?

I hope this was just a friendly kiss that got caught at at the wrong moment. Please God don't let this be what it looks like. Maybe they were just passing drugs back and forth incognito-like.

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Amy Winehouse, when wrecks duet

Who thinks up these things? Is it really a good idea to let druggie, arrest-prone people work together?

It's being reported that Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty will be recording a duet together to come out this summer. Sounds like a match made in heaven. I'm kind of curious to see if they'll both be out of jail, clean enough to remember the lyrics, or even alive that long. More news to come from this briliiant pairing, and by brilliant we mean total catastrophe.

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Oh where to begin

Oh Amy, Amy, Amy, where to begin. Why does she make it so easy?

I sat the other day and listened to three or four songs of her's on YouTube and was blown away by her utterly unique voice. Up until then I had never heard any of her music, I just laughed at her and made fun of her. Now I'm having a hard time coming up with something funny to say because I'm just convinced she's pissing away a very great talent. Someone please help Amy, she sooooo needs it.

I'm sort of hoping she's running for a burger or three or running from a drug dealer, we can only wish.

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Rehab by Amy Winehouse just in case you're in the dark like I was

Oh crap, she's free

Amy Winehouse was released from jail today after an excruciatingly long 8 hours. Seriously, do jails keep anyone in the pokey for longer than a day anymore? Shouldn't Amy be locked up at least for her own safety?

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Amy Winehouse, busted again

Another day, same old crap. Seems Amy can't stay straight and out of trouble for anything, even for the sake of her career.

Winehouse turned herself into a London police station voluntarily today in connection with the January video of her doing cocaine and Ecstasy.

“Around 1 PM today a 24-year-old woman from the Camden area attended a London police station by arrangement and was arrested in connection with the alleged possession of a controlled drug,” a spokesperson for Scotland Yard told Sky News. “She remains in custody. This is in connection with an investigation connected to footage passed to the Metropolitan Police on January 22.”

Following the singer’s arrest, her rep issued a statement indicating Winehouse voluntarily turned herself in.

“Amy Winehouse voluntarily attended a London police station today by appointment. She was arrested in order to be interviewed and is co-operating fully with inquiries,” the rep’s statement read. “The interview relates to a video handed to police earlier this year.”

How many arrests does a person have to have before they are actually kept in jail for a while? Do they have no three strikes law over the big pond?

Seriously, she makes it too easy

There are a few pics of me looking alarmingly similar to this, of course it was after a bottle of Cuervo, too much karaoke and too little sleep, but how it is that Amy Winehouse can seriously look like this in almost every one of her pictures? I'm starting to think she's just a marketing genious and the shitty pictures are just part of her ploy to get in every gossip column and rag mag. Gossip sells I suppose.

This is your body, this is your body on drugs

This is your body

This is your body on drugs

Don't do drugs.

Amy Winehouse gets the munchies

Okay, I must say I get really tired of hearing about Amy Winehouse, partly because I've never heard her music (I know, shocker huh) and second her hair and her black Cleopatra-gone-bad makeup really scares me. But I must honestly say I really enjoyed this video because for one Amy looks goofy and not the usual I'm-gonna-kill-you scary and two, well I don't have a number two, I just enjoyed the video. I'm actually going to quote what Evil Beet said over on Evil Beet Gossip ...At first I was like, “Oh my God, she’s driving!” And then I remembered that cars are backwards in England, and she’s actually the passenger. I’m so unworldly. That made me laugh out loud, like a real LOL moment. Anyway, enjoy.

Well damn, I tried to get the video up but for some reason Mr. Paparazzi's video wasn't liking me at all. Oh well, you win some, you lose some. Go ahead and check the video out here. My favorite part is towards the end when she says sort of whiningly, "I'm not going to take 'em, I'm a white girl." Nice...

Don't mess with a girl while she's playing pool

LONDON, England --

Amy Winehouse played tough cookie and head butted a good samaritan who attempted to help her get a cab on Wednesday. Payback's a bitch. She also hit another man who had gotten in her way while she attempted to play pool. Maybe she's just competitive.

Amy had turned herself in voluntarily Friday and left a London police station Saturday after being questioned. She received a formal police caution for assault.

The caution means the 24-year-old diva has not been charged, but the incident will remain on the record and could count against her if she is ever charged with a similar offense in the future. Oh I'm sure this is a one time occurence, NOT!!!

Police said the 24-year-old woman had been cautioned for common assault. British police do not identify suspects who have not been charged.

A statement released by Winehouse spokesman Chris Goodman said the singer “admitted to a common assault by slapping a man with an open hand and accepted a caution.” Uh huh, a slap, okay. “Amy was fully cooperative with inquiries and apologized for the incident,” the statement said.

A man was quoted in tabloid newspapers as saying Winehouse hit him when he got in her way while she was playing pool at a bar in the Camden neighborhood of London. He said she also head-butted another man who was trying to hail her a cab in the early hours of Wednesday morning.

The Sunday Times newspaper’s annual Rich List this week estimated her wealth at $20 million. Too bad England's not sue happy like America, those two men would be having a good payday soon.

Winehouse’s spokesman said the singer was “looking forward to continuing her work on new music in the studio.” Guess we'll see if bad publicity really is good for a diva's career.

CRACK IS WHACK...BUT POT'S OKAY

Amy Winehouse made an appearance in public and funny enough she decided to smoke what looks like a large joint while she did it. Maybe she forgot she was being watched because she was too busy giving her friend a good lip lashing. Crazy woman.

See the video here.