Wino and Dirty, videographers extraordinaire

Did they really think making videos was a good idea? Were they high? Okay, that was a dumb question, just look at their filthy hands and you can see they were smoking something, but did this really look good to them?

Anyway, here's a video that is absolutely fascinating and sad at the same time.

I just pray they never come out with a sex tape, I may have nightmares forever if I ever witnessed that.

Also, are those baby mice snake food? I couldn't help being scared one of them was going to pop one in their mouth for an appetizer. Dope heads should not be allowed to play with cameras, it's just too scary.

Juliette Lewis, boob grabber

I have a confession, I really get excited when I see Juliette Lewis' name because she's always so quirky and sweaty, well at least when she's with her band, and I know some totally over the top picture is sure to follow. Her pictures are always so much fun to make up captions for.
For some odd reason Juliette is at Cannes. Does she have a movie out that I'm not aware of? Apparently she did actually have a job, she was DJing for the Chopard and Alberta Ferretti party at Crystal Beach on the French Riviera. The best part isn't that she was there tho, it's the fact that she felt up Cate Blanchett and there's pictures (see above). WTF? I know Cate Blanchett looked hot, but still.

Apparently Cate didn't mind too much, or at least forgave Juliette for her wayward ways, because they were seen chatting eachother up later on. Only in Cannes I guess. I must say that Ms. Lewis looks downright normal and pretty in this dress. The dress is a lilac silk chiffon jewel dress co-designed by Swiss jeweller Chopard and Ferretti.

The £555,000 gown, which is adorned with 2,904 carats worth of gems, will go up for auction at the American Foundation Against Aids charity dinner on May 22nd. Holy crap, £555,000 ($1,081,584 US), that's a lot of silk and gems to trust to Juliette seeing how she likes to gyrate and do really weird moves when she's getting her groove on.

Anyway, here she is doing some of her moves alone on the dance floor. See, told you she's fun to look at and make up picture captions for.

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Chris hearts Perez

Do I sense a rift? Everybody's favorite Youtube weirdo, Britney defender, and spokes-it for PEOA (pussy envy of America), Chris Crocker, wears his heart on his arm...err chest. The problem here is I'm not 100% sure if this is an offer for Perez or a bit of hate male or hate mail, however you want to put it. Chris, you got great legs but you're just a tad on the odd side me thinks.