Jonas Brothers, large and in charge

Seriously, do we really, really want to see the Jonas Brothers in all their 3-D glory? Apparently Disney thinks so since they are greenlighting a new 3-D movie. Hannah Montana be damned, there's new teens on the movie block. Maybe boys will be easier to keep dressed and photo controversy free, we can only hope. ET is reporting:

From BRUCE HENDRICKS, director of 'Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour,' the state of the art 3-D feature film will show clips from live shows and documentary footage of siblings KEVIN, JOE and NICK behind the scenes.
"We can't wait to start working on this film for our fans," the Jonas Brothers said in a statement. "It's going to be awesome and we really want to bring a totally unique and different movie experience to everyone whether they've seen us live or not."

Only 14 and richer than the rest of us

People magazine has decided to try and make us all feel really old and really poor, mission accomplished.

People is reporting how much some of today's highest paid teens are making, that's teens as in not 18 yet, god I feel old.

The Miley Cyrus franchise is projected to be worth a cool billion by the end of the year, that's billion with a B people. The tweens of the world have united and they have elected Hannah Montana queen of the universe. Seems Mary Kate and Ashley have lost their title.

Some of the other way-too-young money makers on the list are:

The Jonas Brothers, $12 million

Dakota Fanning, 14, $4 million per movie

Abigail Breslin, Little Miss Sunshine herself, 12, makes $2 million a film, but has to live on an allowance of $11 a week

Mark Indelicato, 13, makes nearly a half million dollars for a season of "Ugly Betty," but he has an allowance of $50 a week.