I want to stab you in the eyeball

This look really scares me. I'm thinking there was a similar look on Lorena Bobbitt's face before the infamous penis chopping incident. Tom better watch his back or front or in between.

{image via Extra}

Tom's the sexy one for once

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes attended the Costume Institute gala last night along with every other halfway famous celeb. I'm actually getting to a point where I can look at Tom Cruise without wanting to punch him in the face and I think he actually looked handsome and normal in this picture, albeit a little short and squinty eyed.

Katie on the other hand I think looks beautiful if only it wasn't for the dress. I remember dressing my Barbies when I was a kid in hand-made dresses made of everything from rubber gloves to napkins to washcloths. This dress sort of reminds me of one of those concoctions from my younger years. I also remember a show on HBO, I think it was Real Sex, that did a story on paint-on-latex outfits. This dress reminds me of one of those latex outfits on the top and some childhood Barbie invention on the bottom. Odd...not offensive, just odd. I wont even get started on the blue shoes.

{pic via Extra}

Suri, follow the yellow brick road

So seriously, is there a little old lady somewhere missing a shoe? I can just imagine the bodyguards of Tom Cruise roughing up some hunchbacked lady for her shoe to appease the cutie that is Suri Cruise. Baby gets what baby wants.

{image via E entertainment}

Katie Holmes accessorizing for St. Patty's Day

Seems one of the most fashionable accessories these days is the really huge handbag. How many does the average star have? Who knows. I have one and it seems to suit me just hunky dory. Well okay, I actually have like four but only one I use, the others are from purses past.

Anyhoo, this green shoulder breaker is a green Balenciaga bag, perfect for St. Patrick's Day (and I Love the fact that it matches adorable Suri).

Where to buy: You can see a good collection at Balenciaga including clothing, accessories, shoes, and mens-wear, but the site doesn't actually sell the stuff, just shows it off. There a store locator though in case you're tempted to rush out and buy your own huge, very expensive purse.

Bluefly has a nice collection of Balenciaga bags, though none of this green bag. Designer Apparel also has quite a few bags.

Cost: If you want an authentic Balenciaga bag you should be willing to pay a pretty penny. You can buy a small handbag for around $200-300 but for a large bag like the one that Katie is toting above you're more likely to pay about $1300 or more. Ouch. Besides the hefty price tag since so many celebs are seen carrying these around, many places that do carry the bags have waiting lists. So expensive and exclusive.

cognac suede 'Scene'
contrast leather shoulder
bag $1,428

KATIE HOLMES, NO MAKEUP