Christina Aguilera, stained glass fabulous

Christina Aguilera makes a bright and cheery statement in New York on Wednesday. I'm not too sure what the statement is but it's definitely a bright one.

{photo via People}

John Galliano, homeless clown cool

John Galliano, never heard of him before today, but I'm dying to see what it is that he designs if he wears this himself.

{Photo via Harper's Bazaar}

Horrid dresses of the day

Is there some unwritten rule that famous people have to have bad taste in clothes? Do they ever tell their fashion consultants or whoever buys their clothes no?

I like to think if I was famous and had unlimited cash at my disposal I'd be very classy and well dressed. Hell, half the time I see much nicer things on the racks at my local mall or even Walmart and for probably a heck of a lot less.

So here for your fashion consumption are a few doozies of the day. Don't shoot the messenger.

Charlize Theron, purple people eater, at the Christian Dior Cruise Collection Fashion Show {photo via Harper's Bazaar}

Janet Jackson going Samurai Mistress at the Alexander McQueen store opening in LA. {photo via Evil Beet}

Sarah Sophie Flicker and Erin Fetherston at the Christian Dior Cruise Collection Fashion Show

Jessica Stam (looks nice) and Chloe Sevigny (looks like a librarian hippy chic who had one joint too many) at an event for Women’s Health in NYC.

Anything with the word Chloe Sevigny and clothing together is sure to give you a giggle. I actually prefer her in her 'Big Love' prairie girl clothes, maybe she should just wear those from now on. I'm sure the wardrobe department would let her borrow.

She's one hot mama

Holy moly, Heidi Klum is like the mother I'd most hate to meet at a PTA meeting. Talk about making the rest of the moms feel a bit less about themselves. Thanks Heidi, thanks a bunch.

Here she is stumping in an outfit from her new line at Jordache looking like one hot mama.

You can buy Heidi's line at Bloomingdale's.

Vampire fabulous

Kelly Osbourne decided to brave the sunshine and spend a day away from the underworld to show off the latest in vampirutant fashion. Mmm, sexxxxy.