Tom Cruise enters the new millenium

Well it only took 25 years and about 100 listings on IMDB for Tom Cruise to enter 2008. Who knew, but it seems Tom Cruise didn't officially have a website. Damn, who the hell have I been paying dues to all these years? But that has now changed. Tom finally (I guess you could say) has an official Tom Cruise home on the web, a place for all us mere minions to gaze upon the greatness that is Tom. It's awe inspiring, honest. I perused the whole site and it got me reminiscing about the old days when Tom was just a good looking guy that made me lust for Navy pilots. No Katie, no couch jumping, no Scientology, the good old days.

I'm just curious who owned tomcruise.com before Tom Cruise owned it. There had to have been some fan club or something that owned it. They're probably giggling madly and rolling around in mounds of money now after having sold the domain name. I want that kind of luck. Gonna go see if SuriCruise.com is taken, maybe I can send my kids to college without relying on Google Adsense and lottery tickets.