Keeping your marriage secret and then deciding to go public about it eight months later is obviously not a formula for celebrity wedded bliss.
Diff'rent Strokes star 40 year-old Gary Coleman (really? 40?), is not living happily ever after after all, awww, disappointing. Divorce is tough so he's decided to let us all share in his misery by airing his dirty laundry on a very special Divorce Court two-parter. Coleman and his 22 year-old missus, Shannon Price, will appear on the show for I'm sure a ratings sweep next month.
Some of the wonderful details have already been gleaned from transcripts. Shannon said, "If we have sex, we have sex. (oh my mind is burning, my mind is burning) If we don't, we don't." "It's nobody's business," added Gary (good reason to tell us all about it on TV).
Coleman was an admitted virgin before meeting and wooing Shannon on a movie set. Shocker.
I'm setting my Tivo as we speak.
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