My life could have been complete

I'm a huge fan, HUGE FAN of Richard Simmons, the poodle hair, the womanish screaming, the hairless legs in short shorts from the early 80s aerobicize videos. It's the whole package. I even love the whole man-on-man suga he tends to give out profusely.

If only I had lived in Chicago this past weekend I could have hung out in aisle six at the local Walgreens and completed my bucket list by having a picture with him. Sigh. Unfortunately I live in Idaho and couldn't get a flight last minute so I simply had to be happy with watching the video. You can watch it too here.

Richard, if you're reading this, please, please come to Idaho. We need you, I need you.

{photo via Three Sources}