Angelina needs to have contracts or something to shut her costars up. Yesterday Jack "lip-flapping" Black let out her not-so-secret twin info and now Dustyn Hoffman has given up the goods on Momma Jolie's due date. The big day will be....dumm duh duh dumm...August 19, which incidentally is my step-daughter's birthday, woohoo, birthdays all around.
"I'm very happy," said Jolie, 33, according to Today. "Unlike most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
More like a woman? Puke and big boobs and a stomach that knocked things off store shelves never made me feel more like a woman, but I guess that's probably why I stopped at two kids.
So I guess we can probably expect more procreating in the future from Jolie since it sounds like she's addicted. Maybe we'll have to start calling her Angelina Duggar.
Well congrats anyway, you make me feel like a total under-achieving mom, but I like you anyway.
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