Paris Hilton, plastic and played with

Okay, really, where have I been? I read a post over on The Superficial about Paris Hilton designing a doll for a German toy company. Really? Paris? But then I Googled it and come to find out this is old news from February.

So where the hell was I? This so could have been a good joke but I somehow missed it. Damn, I miss all the good stuff. Of course, my blog is only a week and a half old so maybe that's how I missed it, I wasn't reading a hundred different websites looking for good crap to write about back in February, but still, I'm sorry I missed it the first time around because I love to laugh at Paris.

Oh well, here's the stats: Simba toys, 8.40 Euros or about $12 bucks, doll doesn't look like Paris but has clothes picked by her, and if you buy this doll for your kids you deserve any high school dropout, drugs found in the school locker, Juno type shit that comes your way. Just my opinion.